Would you rather...

Hey all,

I was really bored so i decided to come up with a few 'would you rather..' questions for you all to answer.


Would you rather....
- Give up cheese or give up oral sex? [Give up cheese]
- Lick butter from a homeless person's toes or have sex with a gorilla? [lick butter from a homeless person's toes]
- Have Cheetos fingers for the rest of your life or have a popcorn kernel stuck in the back of your throat for the rest of your life? [Cheetos fingers]
- Use Sandpaper as toilet paper or hot sauce as eye drops? [Sandpaper]
- Never have access to the internet or have Nicolas Cage always be within 1 meter of you? [Nicolas Cage<3<3 Such a bae]
- Shit bricks or puke slugs? [Puke slugs]
- Have permanent clown face or have permanent clown clothes? [Not sure, lmao. Clown clothes??]
- Have legs as long as your fingers or have fingers as long as your legs? [Legs as long as my fingers]
- Swim everywhere or listen to Nickelback for 12 hours each day for the rest of your life? [Swim everywhere]
- Have pubic hair for teeth or have teeth for pubic hair? [Omg... this ones hard. Idefk]

Hope you have fun with this!

Best wishes to you all,
Charlie x